What to do when shit happens
by Maldita on July 15, 2009
Daca tot sunt cu bagajele-n hol asteptand cu sufletul la gura ca None sa-mi injecteze botox in tema blogului, am dat peste niste randuri care au bucurat sufletul meu fara niciun dumnezeu.
Cica:
Religions of the world
- TAOISM: Shit happens
- HINDUISM: This shit happened before
- ISLAM: If shit happens, take a hostage
- BUDDHISM: When shit happens, is it really shit?
- 7th DAY ADVENTIST: Shit happens on Saturday
- PROTESTANTISM: Shit won’t happen if I work harder
- CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, I deserve it
- JEHOVA’S WITNESS: Knock, knock! Shit happens!
- JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to me?
- HARE KRISHNA: Shit happens rama rama ding dong
- ATHEISM: No shit
- T.V. EVANGELISM: Send more shit
- RASTAFARIANISM: Let’s smoke this shit!
8 comments
stie cineva o secta de RASTAFARIANISM unde ma pot inscrie? =))
by victor on July 15, 2009 at 7:10 pm. #
Goagal sigur stie.
by Maldita on July 16, 2009 at 10:57 am. #
Daniela! Hai la munca ca ne e dor de tine! Baietii se plang ca nu mai are cine sa comande de mancare!
by Costin on July 29, 2009 at 3:38 pm. #
Te vrem inapoi la job, unde este cafeaua? Ne distram fara tine.
by Marius on July 29, 2009 at 3:39 pm. #
Maldita unde esti? Nu te vad la birou….stirileprotv.ro iti simt lipsa :)
by Valentin on July 29, 2009 at 3:40 pm. #
Chiar asa… deci ai plecat in jurru’ lumii..
by Jurru on July 29, 2009 at 3:45 pm. #
Sunteti dusi cu pluta. Toti. :))
by Maldita on August 2, 2009 at 11:39 pm. #
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by Cand ramai fara semnal « Anti Telefon on August 22, 2009 at 3:04 pm. #