What to do when shit happens

Daca tot sunt cu bagajele-n hol asteptand cu sufletul la gura ca None sa-mi injecteze botox in tema blogului, am dat peste niste randuri care au bucurat sufletul meu fara niciun dumnezeu.

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Religions of the world

• TAOISM: Shit happens
• HINDUISM: This shit happened before
• ISLAM: If shit happens, take a hostage
• BUDDHISM: When shit happens, is it really shit?
• 7th DAY ADVENTIST: Shit happens on Saturday
• PROTESTANTISM: Shit won’t happen if I work harder
• CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, I deserve it
• JEHOVA’S WITNESS: Knock, knock! Shit happens!
• JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to me?
• HARE KRISHNA: Shit happens rama rama ding dong
• ATHEISM: No shit
• T.V. EVANGELISM: Send more shit
• RASTAFARIANISM: Let’s smoke this shit!